any pronouns
withlovewithsqualor-deactivated:
Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change
might go wild and have the courage to change the things i can
Would be funny if I had the wisdom to know the difference
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”
what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i’m pregnant.
This photo of my brother’s cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.
He just wants to be included!!
This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.
weird little brain tweak/reframing that helped me out. i Often find that advice that seemingly helps Everyone Else doesn’t make any sense to me, in ways that are hard to describe, and it can be really frustrating. but when i find a way to explain it to myself that finally seems to break through and make it click, it feels really good
I feel/hope this comic is going to get the same attention as the rest of OP’s series of ‘em cause I’m sure as hell going to use that timer thing.
I’m not using it to cook eggs so..